Aug 24 2014 22:59 65,084 notes

Aug 24 2014 22:58 350,011 notes



what do you call a sphere full of idiots


Aug 24 2014 22:58 300,327 notes

(Source: struseldesire)

Aug 22 2014 19:51 855,908 notes


bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.


Aug 22 2014 19:50 277,226 notes

(Source: chrull)

Aug 22 2014 19:48 294,981 notes


R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(Source: ryyde)

Aug 22 2014 19:48 118,516 notes

(Source: terriblefate)

Aug 22 2014 19:48 542 notes




im a potato

a cute potato

so basically a french fry

Aug 22 2014 19:48 279,596 notes


arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

Aug 22 2014 19:47 403,750 notes



my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

(Source: gay-moth)